- Therapeutic: Bio-degradable moist towelette with a SECRET skin safe formula that’s infused with chamomile, cucumber, aloe and vitamin E to leave your skin soft smooth and smooth while keeping you clean.
- 8X Durability: Asswipes are made using a durable microcloth that is up to 8x stronger than other wipes. Try it out for yourself, unlike the other wipes, Asswipes doesn’t rip. Asswipes are flushable and fully bio-degradable so you won’t have to worry about stopping up your toilet when you use our wipes!
- Never Tested on Animals: Hypoallergenic, and best of all we are manufactored right here in the good old USA. Don’t settle for a wipe that’s just good enough when you can have the best wipe in the World!
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We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
- Therapeutic: Bio-degradable moist towelette with a SECRET skin safe formula that’s infused with chamomile, cucumber, aloe and vitamin E to leave your skin soft smooth and smooth while keeping you clean.
- 8X Durability: Asswipes are made using a durable microcloth that is up to 8x stronger than other wipes. Try it out for yourself, unlike the other wipes, Asswipes doesn’t rip. Asswipes are flushable and fully bio-degradable so you won’t have to worry about stopping up your toilet when you use our wipes!
- Never Tested on Animals: Hypoallergenic, and best of all we are manufactored right here in the good old USA. Don’t settle for a wipe that’s just good enough when you can have the best wipe in the World!
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We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
|
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
|
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |